32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I had to cum in my sink.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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