Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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