Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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