its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
there is glitter all over my balls
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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