I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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