the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize