I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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