You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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