wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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