We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She bit a glass in half.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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