Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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