yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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