oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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