I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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