That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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