We named our party play list daddy issues
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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