when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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