I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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