This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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