my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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