im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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