So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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