It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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