BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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