3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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