so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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