so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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