eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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