How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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