i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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