Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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