Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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