OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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