Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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