Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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