Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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