I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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