I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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