Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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