Cold hands, warm shart.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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