There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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