Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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