kristin has been a bad kristin
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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