I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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