Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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