So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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