we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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