If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize