I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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