we have officially lost it.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Holy shit dude........stairs
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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